Brevity is the soul of wit. Therefore, the best joke is Everything.
Hello. Hallo. Salaam.
My name's Toby. And Arsalan. And other things besides that. Thanks for taking the time to read this, but I hate to inform you that this is just a placeholder. A piece of writing to prepare you for further writing.
See, I just started this website and I do stand up comedy most nights and work in an office most days. But I will start taking time to write. I'm not sure whether that's a promise or a threat or boring.
What can you hope to read about in the future? Depends what I write about, silly billy. It may be personal. It may be topical. It may just be silliness. Billiness, perhaps. We'll see.
I believe that we only appreciate the beauty of a violin solo because we know what a diarrhetic fart sounds like. I don't know how exactly that relates to what we were talking about, but it feels right to say at this point.
Anyway, thanks for popping by on your voyage, not only through the internet, but through time and space and life in general.
Thanks for listening with your eyes.
Until the next time,