MY NAME IS TOBY AND I’VE GOT A PROBLEM.

This website here is supposed to help me promote myself.

But how do I do that?

How am I supposed to know why you are here?

Did you want to book me for something? Or keep up to date with my newsletter (LINK)?

Did you see me perform live and want to check out my comedy online? (LINK) Or maybe you want to know when and where I’m performing next? (LINK)

Did you want to see stuff I’ve written, like a script (LINK) or these essays?

And what about all the other stuff a cool comedian’s website is supposed to have, like a flashy bio and press pics and merch and stuff? I don’t even have merch!

So yeah, this is my website for now. I also have all this stuff in German, but I figured I’ll put it in English for now, because most Germans speak English well enough to find the button to switch to German (LINK).

Anyways, thanks for coming by. There’s a lot of websites on the internet and you came here. That’s crazy and also very cool.